Back in the day when people were content not to have invasive surgery to flesh out their insecurities and body dis morphia, products like these were available to titillate and stimulate the senses of naive men.

She’s a rescued Eastern Grey Squirrel who lives in Florida, and is obviously adored. Found her through my breakfast buddy Dlisted. What a find! I’m a sucker for cross dressing squirrels.

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“Stop hassling me and gimmee a break” …..

Yeah, forget about your own discomfort, it’s all about his experience! Can I hear a touch of narcissism in this copy?

I think that cats will reject human attempts to get them twittering. They’re not going to swallow tweets or any form of human intervention that might interrupt much needed naps, snacks or movements necessitating heat and comfort. So suck it up Sony, cos any thoughts that you might have of controlling any cat-related outcomes are going to be met with fierce resistance!

Last week Sony Computer Science Laboratories (CSL) Inc exhibited a blogging device for cats at Open House 2010. Using the data collected by a sensor, it can intuit cat activities such as walking, sleeping and eating. The device accesses Twitter and then automatically posts your cat’s comments relating to whatever activity they’re doing. The data is then transmitted to a PC via Bluetooth and pussy’s comments are posted on Twitter. Currently, there are only 11 phrases to choose from but Sony CSL plans to increase the number of phrases and add a function that can change comments about preceding actions. So when puss is walking to the litter box and then decides to have a snack instead, you’ll be kept posted!

No doubt any cat twittering will be just as tiresome and as boring as any humans! Via

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Another reason to miss the alarm in the morning! Obviously if you’re an insomniac this isn’t for you. It’s good to know that the advertising industry has always cared about our health and curing all kinds of maladies!