If you’re not familiar with her work then you should watch the video. It’s her life and career in 5 minutes … for all of us ADD people!

For all of us ‘without pipes’ we now have the answer … the Beauty Voice Trainer. This is going to be so so easy. Just think, all those years of voice training are now wasted because we’ve got this simple tool (dummy) that’s put an end to pesky ‘session singers’ sounding too wonderful for their own good! We just need to stick the dummy in our mouths and dulcet tones, beautiful strong timbres, spot on tuning, awesome melody lines and harmonies instantly sprout forth! Can’t wait. [Source]

The Beauty Voice Trainer helps give you the dulcet voice you know you've always wanted, in just five minutes a day. The system works in three ways: without training, the human throat is restricted. The specially designed mouthpiece positions the tongue to open the voice passage, allowing a much stronger sound.

Secondly, it helps with abdominal breathing, a necessity for proper singing. Finally, the included tuning fork guides you to the notes you want, and trains you to hear the proper intervals between pitches. In just five minutes a day, the Beauty Voice Trainer will teach you to maximize your vocal potential while singing.

Beauty Voice Trainer Specifications

I love Stephen Colbert. I really do. It doesn’t matter what stinking mood I’m in, the moment I’m watching his show my ‘mood elevation’ begins!

Dove is launching a new product, “Dove Ultimate Go Sleeveless”, that’s clearly aimed at creating another insecurity for us women-folk to make us feel BAD about …. our underarms. Unilever’s research has found that “93% of women consider their armpits unattractive.” OMG

“Dove Ultimate Go Sleeveless” claims its formula of specialized moisturizers will give women better-looking underarms in five days.” …. THANK GOD!

The Co-operative Funeralcare in Consett, England, giving people hope!

I should have known when she started playing ‘Stairway To Heaven’, but I was half asleep!