I love Stephen Colbert. I really do. It doesn’t matter what stinking mood I’m in, the moment I’m watching his show my ‘mood elevation’ begins!

Dove is launching a new product, “Dove Ultimate Go Sleeveless”, that’s clearly aimed at creating another insecurity for us women-folk to make us feel BAD about …. our underarms. Unilever’s research has found that “93% of women consider their armpits unattractive.” OMG

“Dove Ultimate Go Sleeveless” claims its formula of specialized moisturizers will give women better-looking underarms in five days.” …. THANK GOD!